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bopeep:

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

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turing-tested:

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

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dustoid:

in the makeup aisle

Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest

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overblush:

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

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profeminist:
“Source
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cogito-ergo-dumb:

ah yes, the smiths, that band with endearing classics such as “i have an overwhelming desire to moon the queen of england”, “i think i just murdered my girlfriend”, and “at this point getting hit by a bus could only be an improvement”

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koobaxion:
“Someone snuck up and killed that guy immediately after he typed this commemt
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koobaxion:

Someone snuck up and killed that guy immediately after he typed this commemt

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