w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”
(via thebootydiaries)
not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive
(via cindesta)
ah yes, the smiths, that band with endearing classics such as “i have an overwhelming desire to moon the queen of england”, “i think i just murdered my girlfriend”, and “at this point getting hit by a bus could only be an improvement”
(via brianamay)